Sion Back — Without a Wife and No Prospects in View (Vol. 1, Issue 9)

Rahmin Sion, genial gentleman from, Iraq is back—and alone. Arriving the other day on the Majestic, he emphatically denied having either a wife or the prospect of one. 

When the protege of Basra, the hometown of dates (the edible variety), sailed home. last summer, just before final exams, rumors were widely spread that he had returned to Arabia to get him a rib. But this is, alas, not so. 

Rahmin categorically denounces all such reports as base and malicious gossip, designed to injure his standing with the domestic fair ones.