Behind Dorm Doors (Vol. 50, Issue 2)

WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE ELECTED IN THE UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN?

Reagan, because Mondale is a wimp.
Nachum Bane
Junior M.Y.P.

Mondale, ‘cause Reagan doesn’t know what he is doing in office.
Simmy Weber
MYP Senior

Charlie Brown, so we can attribute all our problems to “good grief.”
Neil Adler
Senior I.B.C.

Mr. Leonard, his oratory talents and charisma will make him the overwhelming choice of the American people.
Jeffrey Ballabon
Senior M.Y.P.